Blogxilla is always bringing the fire and seeing that a lot of my ladies are undercover freaks, I’m sure you will appreciate this good read. With the holidays coming around and some of us getting a couple of days here and there off, use this opportunity to spice up your bedroom, you might just get what you wanted for christmas.
If you’ve been in a relationship then you know that sex can quickly become predictable. You’re watching tv in bed, turn off the lights, feel on a booty and get it started and then roll over and go to sleep. In the everyday hustle we become set in our ways and sex is just sex. So in order to spice up our love lives I came up w/ a few fantastic freaky ways to start making love.
The P. Diddy (Take That, Take That)
•Diddy made the phrase take that famous in the nineties. This was Burr before Burr was burr. So why not bring this classic phrase into the bedroom. While your boo is in the house doing chores, reading, or even on the phone simply sneak up behind them and start having sex. Women should unzip and pull out their man’s manxilla and go to work. Men, we should grab our lady by the back of the neck, throw them on the bed and get busy. Pull down her pants and do everything written in this blog here, then put her on all fours and put her in these positions described in this blog here. She’ll love you I promise.
The Surprise Party:
•In a relationship we become really comfortable and we forget about being creative. We ask, can I get some tonight, or if we are sitting in the house we say “let’s do it“. If this sounds like you, then try the surprise party. Go into the other room, and when you return come back in completely naked. Do a little dance, climb on top of your boo, or simple plant a passionate kiss on your lover’s lips. This will really get the ball rolling and maybe even spark a devilish laugh from the love of your life.
More Stripping:
•No I don’t want you to work the poll even though more women should take up poll dancing and more men should have a pole in the basement. What I would like to suggest is that we play more games for clothing. Play a game of strip monopoly or strip chess, or strip dominoes. Even crank it up a notch and start the game off naked and the loser has to perform a sexual act. This could be a fun way to end up inside of a woman or for women to end up with something inside of them.
Role Play:
•I think some of us do this, but not enough. You don’t have to be different people, like a nurse or a cop. Simply put yourself in different scenarios, make believe the two of you are being chased by Freddy Kruger and the only way to keep him from killing you is to have sex all night long or my personal favorite. Start a fake fight w/o the other person knowing it. Curse them out, throw something at them missing on purpose while saying something “See I knew you were no good! I followed you today and your monkey a** was looking so sexy that I have to come home and…” You get my drift they might think you’re crazy at first, but once you break it down into the sexy, they’ll get with the program.
