I spotted this post and Lmao because I know so many couples who argue over this stupid ass topics, okay so have I on many occasions. I thin the text one always start the most drama when guys don’t reply to our text. Read below and be honest about which ones you know you are guilty of:
Being in a relationship is a wonderful thing, but it does have it’s downfalls. The biggest downfall to a relationship is arguing over dumb shit. These topics include, but are not limited to:
Not answering the phone. – If you don’t trust me enough to not be available at your every whim then maybe you need to find a new boo, before I don’t take any of your calls.
Frivolous shit- Like toilet paper, too much hot sauce on my curly fries, or I bought %2 milk rather than whole milk. Really? Can’t you bring your black ass to the store and get it yourself?
Text Messages – If you have to start a fight with me over a text message then something is seriously wrong with your mental stability. I read it, and maybe it didn’t demand a reply.
Not giving a damn- Why are you mad at me for not getting mad, angry or happy for that matter? Maybe it didn’t move me or maybe I actually agree with your point without having to go through a whole explanation on why I do. An “Oh okay” should do.
@’s -If I don’t @ you in a twitter I don’t expect to get into a heated debate with you where you mention Joe The Plumber 37 times in the course of an hour! Like really? Really? And while we are on the topic of social networking. Don’t get mad at me for shit other people put on my myspace, facebook page, blog. I don’t control these hoes. (By no way did I mean anyone is a hoe it’s a figure of speech) Did I say anything back to them?
Remote Control – Yeah I can’t find the remote control, I looked for it, and I couldn’t find it. Do like I do and get your ass up and change the channel manually. It’s 3 steps at the most.
Having it your way -If I go to the store for you, and you give me a list of demands longer than the demands of a hostage situation in Turkishstan for your double burger and I get one thing wrong… It is not my fault. Blame the dumb African who didn’t hire the “queen” when she applied for that job at McDonalds.
